life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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