do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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