we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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