I hate all girls vehemently.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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