they need to just BURY HIM!
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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