Dual....:-)
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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