My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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