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she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.

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(201): she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator. http://tfl.nu/ju6d

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(206): View more from Washington

Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.

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i'm in love

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(206): Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15. (425): i'm in love http://tfl.nu/ppcv

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Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice

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(540): Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice http://tfl.nu/euqp

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(315): View more from New York

i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love

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(315): i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love http://tfl.nu/v9ss

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(203): View more from Connecticut

so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...

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(203): so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin... http://tfl.nu/2jr9

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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.

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(941): there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship. http://tfl.nu/bd1c

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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.

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(609): he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it. http://tfl.nu/w24u

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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.

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(337): Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture. http://tfl.nu/8896

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(206): View more from Washington

you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway

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I hate that you know that from experience

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(206): you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway (925): I hate that you know that from experience http://tfl.nu/zmuh

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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement

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oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.

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(310): Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement (310): oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos. http://tfl.nu/drm3

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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS

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(541): THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS http://tfl.nu/c3uu

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The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid

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(+44): The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid http://tfl.nu/ks5z

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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.

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(515): I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle. http://tfl.nu/dlxr

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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..

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(570): Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours.. http://tfl.nu/vg6d

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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date

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(850): I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date http://tfl.nu/9qn8

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