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• (915): View more from Texas

  so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on

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  who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.

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  he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.

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  Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?

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