You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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