Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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