coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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