Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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