i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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