I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I just found a bag of teeth...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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