He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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