You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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