Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
