chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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