Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
The adults are the big ones right?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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