i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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