So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
birth control should be required to get into college
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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