She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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