Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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