how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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