So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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