So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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