But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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