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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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