the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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