Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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