whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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