My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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