Dual....:-)
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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