Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
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I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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