Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
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