just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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