I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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