Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize