it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
false alarm, still single
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