Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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