that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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