I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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