More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Life is so much better after having sex.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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