quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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