they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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