Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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