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I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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