no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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