so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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