So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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