Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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