i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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