I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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