This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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