no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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