He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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