whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
last night I used snow as a chaser
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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