I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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